The Most Magnificent Story Ever.

... because TanYunShen came up with it and forced asked me to put this as the title.

Here goes.

One day, ants tried to climb up Bella's leg. Edward Cullen got so pissed off at the ants, so he set them on FIRE!!!!!! Unfortunately (or fortunately, as you will see later in this epic story), he forgot that he set Bella on fire as well, so she was burned to cinders. Edward Cullen was very sad for a while.. but then he found Shen, his true love!! And they lived happily ever after.

Disclaimer (I don't think disclaimers are for these kind of things, Shen, but.. whatever floats your boat) :-

Anybody who tries to claim that Edward Cullen is your husband. TOO BAD. HE BELONGS TO SHEN. *evil vampire laugh*

*in a chirpy annoucer-type voice* This movie looks all set to become an absolute blockbuster hit! Full of thrillers (when ants climb up Bella's leg), action (when Edward Cullen tried to kill the ants) and romance (Shen and Edward Cullen live happily ever aftaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa), this is one heck of a movie you don't want to miss! What are you waiting for? Go grab your tickets now!!

Note from the editor:
WRITTEN SOLELY BY YUN SHEN, TAN.

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Don't give me that look. Go look at --> Shen <--. =)

Many of us just won't give up our dreams about true love.